404 error

Ooops, sorry you got the dreaded 404 error;

We have looked high, we’ve looked low

We have found Sasquatch playing hide-N-seek, Waldo finding himself, and Jimmy Hoffa fishing in the backcountry,

but we can’t find the file you asked for.

It must have been removed to raise our bar or we temporarily took it down to update it.

Since you are here anyway please look around.

Please feel free to email us to request an old file you might be looking for; we have archieved files dating back for more than ten years, it may simply be on a back burner.

"Houston, We've Had a Problem"
—James A. Lovell, Apollo 13 Expeditions to the Moon
"If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in."
—I don't know but it sounded good.
"Well have a better idea why the website is down after the fire is out in the server room?"
—The IT guy